I love 'murica
Hobbies: giving kids baseball bats and telling them their parents are piñata's
Playing duck duck goose but never saying goose
Bringing Vietnam vets to the fair to trigger the flash backs
nice deer head mounted on your wall, you mustve had to wait in a tree for a very long time with your .38 caliber rifle and a 30 round magazine before that deer came walking by
I laughed much, much harder than I should have. Oh dear sweet nibblets.